Adventurous Academic Prints

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

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"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Shoot For The Moon

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.