Adventurers Mugs

"Oh no. I have its little one in my backpack."

Hi, Frank. Did you and Francine take a vacation? We went on a tour of middle earth! It was the trip of a lifetime. Middle earth? Wow! Do you have any pictures? Yeah, here they are. We were Frodo-bombed in every one.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Type-A personality if I ever saw one - he claims he is now going to swim upstream!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Ancient Racing

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

A boy acting suspiciously

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Baby pram as a tank

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bears going water skiing.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Draw your own path."