Adventure Park Lover Mugs

Narcissus! Come back!

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

The Runaway Horse

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Fight or Flight

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A boy acting suspiciously

"They're comfortable."

"Trail mix?"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

A private jet takes off

The High Line at Giza

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Zoo animals.

Fearless Frog Part 12

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Thug life on safari.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

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