Adventure In Heels Pillows

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

Romance

Skiing.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Tour de Pothole.

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Coast to coast walk.

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'

"Help!!"

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

"Can we get down now - you know I'm scared of heights!" "So it's goodbye platform boots!!"

YOU will meet a stranger. . . Some Enchanted Evening. . .

'Not again!...'

'That was an expensive itchy nose.'

Street Style Fashion

Pitfalls of modern shopping. The excitement of tracking a purchase every step of the way to your front door only adds to the disappointment when you discover that you ordered the wrong size.

'See - I told you so.'

'Hoyle arrived home to find his wife had already donned her goatskins'