Adventure Guide Mugs

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"If we new this was going to happen we could have arranged some great TV sponsorship deals."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Desert Island Meals.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Cannonball!'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Transylvanian backpackers.