Adventure Chronicler Prints

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Bears going water skiing.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Breakthrough

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Creative Baby.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'