Adventure Absorber Mugs

'Bad news from your ski instructor. You've been demoted to the beginners' class.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Cannonball!'

Bite out of fishing pier.