Advancing Rank In Martial Arts Mugs

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Martial Arts

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'