Adulting Amateurs Mugs

Me at 22 vs. me at 29

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Awake and doing great"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."

Condom Delivery

"You sure you've done this before."

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.