Adulting Amateurs Mugs

Me at 22 vs. me at 29

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

The Chippendales go through airport security.

"Awake and doing great"

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

Condom Delivery

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

"You sure you've done this before."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)