Adult Beverage Adventurer Pillows

"I did give up drink for my New Year's resolution but I reckon it doesn't count as I was drunk when I made it."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Bottle Distillery

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Whiskey wars

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Rabbit Punch

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Sharing Drinks.

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'