Adrenaline Chaser Pillows

'All anyone talks about round here is extreme sports.'

Man about jogger on high wire: 'It must be that 'runner's high' that I've heard about.'

Concern #23 on Class 5 rapids: who's got the car keys.

I live for SPEED!

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'Faster!' urge the babies in their buggies.

'It was a bungee cord accident and I'm having trouble bouncing back.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Clipping

'Oh that, Tony went on a hunting trip with his boss a couple of months ago.'

'Finally I experienced runner's high. I put scotch in the water bottle.'

Scared parachutist being kicked out of plane

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Parachute Repairs

Cimafunk

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Tallyho!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Open House of Horrors

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"