Adopting Urban Lifestyle Mugs

Urban Gardens

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

e-shoes

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Hoodie Hang-out

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

No Immediate Danger

"I have no thumbs."

City Marathon.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"