Adopting A New Dog Prints

'I'm shedding.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Hey, Bro. Still recovering from that neutering op?"

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Growth spurt?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Jumping Dogs

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Museum of dog memorabilia

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Dogs

"My god, will I ever stop falling for that fake throw?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"