Adopting A Dog Or Puppy Mugs

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Dog Dreams

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Super Dog'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Love a Mutt

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cling-On Dog

Tourists and their Pets.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."