Adopting A Bird Mugs

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Pick me!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'The child is very illogical'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Dreams

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cling-On Dog

Love a Mutt

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Super Dog'

'He does lack social skills.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

The First Martian Dog.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"Be kind"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.