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That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Raheem Sterling

Dedication to excellence....

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Pole Vault Rules

First Prize!

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Football Sculpture.

Multitasking executive dog

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Rugby Mad.

Discus accidents.

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Rugby golden oldies.

Football

Daley Thompson

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"

'Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line.'

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

Martina Hingis

David Beckham