Administrator Of Fairness T-Shirts

A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"We need a union!'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

"I hope they cut your loopholes on dividends and capital gains!"

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

"It's unreasonable for our constituents to get all the benefits we get... Who would pay for it?"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

'Hell, I was hoping we could avoid binding arbitration.'

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

"Yes, it's win-win, but there are three of us."