Administrative Staff Mugs

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

"The report is damning about the lack of strong leadership... I think we need to table some time to consider the option of setting up a policy sub-commitee to look at our options..."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

Worker sees clock which says: In case of impossible deadline, break glass.

'75% of our resources are taken up dealing with the aged and infirm...and that's just the staff!'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

"All those in favour say 'aye'."

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Department of cost reduction.

"Remember I need your report by 2030."

'When were you captured?'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

The suggestion box.

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.

Billy, when I said 'Let's play doctor'... I wasn't expecting paperwork!

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"Hello sir? I believe your name is Grant. Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself?"

New Bill to Let Police Search Practises.

Man with post it note

"Staff are overworked, we need a new work life balance. Have ideas on my desk by Monday."

In and out

Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.'

Stressed Office Junior

'Okay, I'll fill out the form, but make it quick!'

'You don't know about production, customers and service... well, you'll fit the administration department perfectly!'

'Yes, I know I'm still in the mail room. I'm just saying; I started in the mail room of this company twenty five years ago.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'Don't you all feel energised, full of enthusiasm for the future!'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

Snare in the inbox.

"Hey, and I hear congrats are in order for earning 'Super Elite' status in elevator miles!"