Administration Maestro T-Shirts

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

A Day In The Kitchen

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Project Manager Showdown

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Lucky Guess."

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

"Hello?"

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"Speed reader...?"

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

Business Vacation.