Adjusting To Step-family Prints

"Mom's new boyfriend wants to take me tropical beach fishing."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"We've found your birth mother."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

'It must have belonged to Mom before she married Dad. He calls it his step-ladder.'

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

Kids and Step-Families

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

'A not from my parents?... Which set?'

"Let me introduce you to my step-brother."

'I'm glad Mom married you, Dad, you're a stepfather in the right direction.'

'I have more step-dads than you do!'

'So how long have you known about Dad and Victoria, Kate? Aaarrgh!! Why am I always the last to know about anything around here.'

'Well done Mum. You finally got one.'

"My kid from my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

'She just likes saying 'Uranus'.'

'Mia has three kids from her first marriage, one from her second, and two from her third. I've got four from my first marriage, one from my second, two from my third and one from my fourth. For our marriage, Mia and I have decided to cool it.'