Adjusting To New Norms Prints

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Victorian woman at a bar.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Just Married

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

Lockdown Signpost

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"To be or not to be."

"Sorry, these are saved."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Out of Order.

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"You mind if I smoke?"

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

Pianist wearing face mask.

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

Lost.

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.