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Portrait of 'Our founder' at Alcoholics Anonymous is a drunk.

Heroin Addicts Ahead

'Doctor, what do you call your new behaviorist method for curing drug addiction?'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"I'm trying to kick the habit."

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Opioid Epidemic

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

"...No more black coffee!"

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

'Yes, this is step nine of your twelve-step program.'

Amy Winehouse

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'