Addiction Recovery Milestone Pillows

Twelve step program.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Self-esteem room

Woman crying with happiness.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Guess what? I won again.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Personal Potty Trainer

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

Tough Love Birds

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Not...one...drop.'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'You sounded better yesterday.'

Psychiatry visit.