Adaptable Grower Mugs

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Okay, dig that one up!

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

We learn by doing

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

Hydroponic Gardening

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Unsuitable clothing.

Arctic Hothouse

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

Solar powered sundial

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

Starting School

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Machine Cog Flower