Ad Genius Pillows

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"I've mutated."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

A man stealing another person's ideas

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

I advertised in What Cow!

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."