Ad Algorithm Adventurers T-Shirts

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

The Life of Pi

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"It's going to be one of those days."

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

A Learning Curve.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

The early days of tofurkey.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

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