Activist Humor Pillows

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Uncle Donnie

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'What'll it be?'

John F. Kennedy

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Beware of Don"

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."