Acronym Fan Prints

First O.M.G. church.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Campaign for Plain English

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

OMG.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

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