Acoustic Lover Prints

Mississippi John Hurt

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Tong!"

Quartet.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Sir Edward Elgar

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Ralph Stanley

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Johannes Brahms

Camille Saint-Saens

Musician

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Marine Band

Mozart Clarinet

Aleksandr Glazunov

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Quartet in the snow.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Ed Sheeran.

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