Acoustic Guitar T-Shirts

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

Guitar Man.

Guitars

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Jeff Beck.

Music producers.

B.B. King

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Ralph Stanley

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Musician feedback card

What your guitar says about you.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

Recording Studio

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Air Guitar, Electric Air Guitar.

Ed Sheeran.

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.