Aclu Member Pillows

ACL-To Hell With-U.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Jack in the box on strike.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

Member of two trade unions

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Writer's Strike

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

The stilt walkers union on strike

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"If the men go on strike, we'll run the plant ourselves. Somewhere find out where it is."

'It's a Royal mint workers strike.'

"Since I never actually go to the gym, can I deduct the membership fees as a charitable contribution?"

"Fixed-term contracts, social benefits, pension plans, health insurance. . . we have nothing to complain about. And that's why we're on strike!"

"Are you a platinum card member?"

'As Americans, we have it made ... in China.'

'I'm a Hunting Dog you see: Before I can help you with the herding duties, I need to check with my Trade Union...'

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"