Achievement Celebration Prints

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It's quite a feather in your cap, Beavis. What's it for?"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

"Don't wave that bloody sword at me!"

Man on top of a mountain is outdone by man on a ladder.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Teamwork

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

GCSEs

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Ace headhunters.

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

First Prize!

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'