Accountant's Day Pillows

Accounts: Kill Bills.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'But I digress...'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Team Leader

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Busy office.

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

"Something just didn't add up."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Managing a complex project in these fractious times requires imagination, the first thing I’d like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

In/Out Tray.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Whack, Out of Whack.

InOutYada Yada.

Teacher's Inbox: In One Ear/Out The Other

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."