Accordion Admirers Mugs

'Spent Too Much On Holidays...Please Give Generously.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Tong!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"Before you begin, let's come up with a safe word so I can say if I need you to stop."

"Romance"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

robot in car

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

'We were matched by computer.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

'Have a good time, but don't get too wild.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Armadillo playing accordion.