Accidental Achiever Mugs

"I wasn't paying attention in school and accidentally became an attorney."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'It wasn't premeditated.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

Employee of the Month - male.

"My career was on the launching pad."

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'Wow! CEO in just ten days! You ARE a quick study, Perkins!'