Accident Prone Laughter Prints

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'This is your lucky day!'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

A Not So Grand Slam.

Cotton candy

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Occupation?'

'I'll have to reschedule your appointment -- the doctor had an attack of squeamishness.'

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

Please Don't Ask...

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

Melvin's Glue-all

Mobile library.

'There's no need to be that kind.'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

"He's always like this on a Monday morning"

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

Road Rage in the Afterlife

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'Ah! ... sorry.'

'Who would ever believe this started with a paper cut you kept picking at...'

"Now it's broken."

"Gues who I ran into today?"