Accessibility Specialist Gifts

A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.

"The best way to solve the parking problem at the beach is to paved it over. This will also make the beach wheelchair-accessible."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Access Assessments

Large Print Book Signing

"I'm glad the government made us put inthis wheelchair entrance"

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Dog on a stair-lift.

And this is what you get for not installing a ramp for the disabled!

'I've had a ramp installed.'

Herring Impaired

Disabilities and Health & Safety

Blind Institute.

Heaven: Disabled Access

Handicapped Accessible Tree.

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

Stenna stair lift on hamsters wheel.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'

Disabled Entrance.

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

Braille Pick Up

Pirate toilet.

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.