Academic Struggle T-Shirts

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

Gone for Broke College

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

"She dumped me the minute I flunked out of medical school."