Academic Stress Relievers Prints

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Try thinking about something else."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Fittd shēt

Nervous Oral Testing

"I feel your pain."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Meat Grinder

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Tossing computer into canyon.