Academic Snoozer Mugs

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Finger on the Z Key

Don't you hate...

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Sleeping at the computer.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Computing in the Cloud

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'He's started jogging to work.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

"This is all very boring..."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'