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"None of this research would have been possible without all the bitter professional vendettas that kept me going . . . "

'Not a bad effort, but pass me my thesaurus, I'll teach you how to make plagiarism less obvious...'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

The Berlin Peace Movement

"That's very offensive."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Pied piper.

King Commute.

The Three Doctors.

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Frederick Robinson

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

'We have to retract that article. One of our co-authors is the night watchman.'

Black plague swab testing

Earl Grosvenor Criticises Liberal Reform Bill

"There wasn't enough money to leave a note to say there wasn't enough money."

'Ready for your performance review?'

'Try not to cause panic - it spoils the meat.'

"I never realized how hard my grandparents had it until I learned they had to go to a library to plagiarize things."

'I don't think your taking this seriously boy.'

'Oi! You looking at my 1/3?'

An ancient Roman gives the thumbs down using a big foam finger. The fight is between a lion dressed like a gladiator and wielding a large fork and a man with a spoon.

'You can't tell me that new Lord Mayor isn't pro Europe...'