Academic Politicos Gifts

This department will not countenance the back stab.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Nation-building never works."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

America, are we learning anything?

Sir Winston Churchill

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

The International and May Day Terrorism

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

King George I

CIA report

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"It is we."

Archival Warfare

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Where does it all end up?

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

That's What Happens

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Compression

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."