Academic Napper Mugs

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

'Medea' Studies

"Maureen, A pillow."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

The Collective Unconscious

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'He stated jogging to work.'

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."