Academic Contests Mugs

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Science Fair Judgements

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Quiz Night...

The Unsportables: Relay

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

First Prize!

100k Desert Crawl

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Football.

Tortoises breakdancing