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'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Empty box of ideas

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

House of books.

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

Contest to enter the University

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Universe Challenge

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

"I couldn't make heads or tails of your test questions so I flipped a coin!"

"Cancel Culture."