Academic Adventure Seeker Pillows

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"Ahhh... close enough."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pirate

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."