Academic Achievement Seeker Prints

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Butterfly Woman

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Exam

'What's play?'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

U of Debt

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"How was work?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

His Master's Thesis.

Super Student

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I lettered in spelling."

GCSEs

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'