Absurdist Humor Fan Mugs

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'Hey Doreen - Justin has got 95% for truancy!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Country Bumpkin on a horse drawn carriage filled with rubbish wearing a 'Save the planet' T-shirt

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Mind you, this is just one man's guess, but I think the fact that the hijackers have put on their top hats, tails and scuba diving gear indicates they're prepared for anything,'

'Sir, you're suffering from a severe case of hallucinations!'

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

Franz Kafka

"I blame all the violent cave paintings."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'Can you help? My wife thinks she's a supermarket trolley.'

A ostrich leans out of the tv to pick up bird food.

Boomerang cow.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Tramp sleeps rough with 'Turps made' alarm clock beside him.

NO ANCHOVIES!, 'It's getting harder and harder to keep up with politics these days.'

'The number you have reached has gone bankrupt....'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Surreal war artist.

'It's finally happened - no fats, no sugar, no colouring, no ingredients whatsoever!'

An eagle catches springboard diver.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And I will lower the tax on coconuts!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Yes I am. I'm going to build the world's first invisible building."

Mark Morgan

A man walking a dog passes a man walking a snowman.

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"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Murder in Apartment 6-K