Absurdist Comedy Appreciator Mugs

"They were fine with tyranny, cruelty and oppression, but you really pissed them off when you rooted for the wrong football team."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'