Absurdist Angler Pillows

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Fish don't like worms.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

A man fishing in a tree stump

No 2 Hook

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Worm coming out from apple on hook.